I have never met George, but my co-worker tells me, “He’s a stinker!” She adds, “He won’t go potty outside alone, we have to go out in the cold with him, and he’ll eat just about anything he can get his paws on…he’s a naughty dog!”

Granted, George (pictured below) is still technically a puppy–and a big one at that! And, if you continue reading, you will see for yourself just what a big stinker he really is…also, you will see a haiku I have dedicated to George DeLorge.

Uncanny Canine

With a perpetual smile

And slurpy kisses

But George does clean up well…what a good little stinker!