Breath in and out thrice,
Drain brain, let the good thoughts flow,
Write haiku to form.
haiku
Just Happy to See Me
My shepherd loves me so much
She pees on my shoes
Each time I come home
Shout About It:
Blue Saturday
Cotton-like clouds hang 
Bulbous, Artemis-like chest
Think I’ll dust my broom
Shout About It:
To His Glory
Red’s pipes thrust, vibrate,
And pierce earth’s garrulous air,
Adoring the Lord
Carmina ad Gloriae Dei 