The Life and Times of Robin Hood

At the end of our study of The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (by Howard Pyle) in Medieval Literature, I offered students the opportunity to write a poem for dear old Robin. The only limitation for the assignment was to say something about our beloved Robin’s death in one of the lines. Oh, and the poem had to be at least three stanzas comprised of 10 lines each. The following poem was written by one of the brightest students in my class at Coram Deo Academics, which is a homeschooling adjunct.

Robin Hood's Tomb

Robin Hood’s Tomb

The Life and Times of Robin Hood

By Katherine Miller

Robin Hood’s dead!

What more can I say?

He died a sad death,

Rather than see a new May.

It wasn’t his fault.

It was that of treachery,

In the house of some nuns.

Yes, in the nunnery!

‘Twas his cousin who did it.

A fiend so cruel,

Well, she couldn’t hide him!

Her poor nunnish head

Would be severed for sure!

You see, Robin Hood, good,

Was in trouble with King,

For Robin liked Sherwood,

And preferred to sing!

Oh, the life Robin led!

With many a scare,

But a story for all!

The short and the fair!

He stole from the rich,

To give to the poor,

More “borrow,” he’d say,

But we all know what for!

And Little John, tall,

With a temper for sure,

But nothing like Tuck’s

A grouch who lived in a moor!

And sweet Allan a’ Dale!

Ah, the voice of a lark!

But where was his wife?

Why, mentioned at the start!

His life was exciting,

Oh, yes, for sure!

He robbed many fat friars

And one skinny one more.

What could Robin do

when outlawed so long?

Well, kill all the king’s deer!

What else would he do?

He knew the bad Sheriff,

A chum, you could say,

But only one-sided,

For Robin Hood may . . . .

The Sheriff was grouchy,

Robin Hood was a pain!

He could no longer go out

Without being robbed once again.

Hood was a good bow,

Too good, you might say,

For with every bull’s eye

His head became a balloon in the sky.

Lincoln green was his color,

That’s all he would wear!

He dashed about in green tights,

He scared the King’s men far from there!

And how far they would run!

But nobody knew if they ran

From his tights or his toes!

For little curled toes,

That’s what his shoes showed;

Sometimes they were called:

The Curly’s  of woes!

But Robin Hood died.

Boy, what a tragic tale.

It would be great fun!

If his cousin wasn’t such a pill.

But it is all done.

His merry men cried,

And now I cry too,

For Robin Hood died.

But I must say, “Farewell!”

For there is no more to tell.

© by Katherine Miller (February 11, 2013), All Rights Reserved.

Oh Happy Day!

“Oh Happy Day” is a poem written by Emily Shaull, one of my students in a Medieval Literature course I’m teaching at Coram Deo Academics. Students were given an assignment to write a poem which includes their conceit regarding Robin’s death in the epilogue of The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood.

We all have distinct perspectives with regard to literature and language. Emily rejoiced at the end of the book. I wept! I believe Emily really did enjoy the book, notwithstanding the poetic conceit she conveys in “Oh Happy Day!”

ROBIN LETS HIS LAST ARROW FLY!
ROBIN LETS HIS LAST ARROW FLY!

Oh Happy Day!

I once embarked on a journey

To meet the legendary Robin Hood.

I read of his adventures and stories,

To see if they were any good.

Robin was bold and brave;

He was an arrogant knave.

He claimed to be the best

At archery, sword and staff.

From his praise of his skill,

He would never rest.

Alas, after many adventures and brawls,

The great Robin Hood died.

But I wasn’t sad at all.

I can’t even say that I cried.

I have to admit, I rejoiced.

I do not miss his jolly voice;

I’m glad that the stories are done.

I’m happy that he wanders Sherwood no more.

In the end, I’m happy King John won,

For reading of Robin was a bore.

Yes, his death was a tragedy

When his cousin went berserk

And decided to bleed him to death.

Oh my, what a jerk!

But I do not miss jolly Robin,

Not even a little bit,

For I believe that his merry men

Had more skill, strength and wit.

Farewell, Robin, may you rest in peace!

Never having to hear of you again puts my heart at ease.

─ © Emily Shaull

4 February 2013

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr

ON HIS BIRTHDAY, IN THE DEAD OF WINTER, WE REMEMBER:

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WORMWOOD OF OUR HEARTS

GALL REDEEMED THROUGH AGES

BY LOVE OF HIS HEART

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LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF (MATT 22:34-40).